Backwards

"Ladles and Jellyspoons, I come before you to stand behind you, to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, there'll be a women's meeting for men only. Wear your best clothes if you haven't any. If you can come please stay at home. Admission os free; pay at the door. Take a seat and sit on the floor. It doesn't matter where you sit, the man behind you is sure to spit. Thank you for your undivided attention. Our next feature will be the four corners of the Round Table."

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I am under the distinct impression that Freud is a complete moron. Enough said. I also think that our world has some issues. On days when I am upset, people ignore me (probably because I scare them). When I'm calm, content and "at peace" with life, people ask me with concern, "Is everything okay?" And at times when I'm hyper and extremely happy all my friends ask me "What is with you today?" Am I the only one who finds this backwards?

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"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" --Ghost Busters

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." --Bob Hope

"To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best." --William Thackery

"There is only one way to happiness and that is to cease worrying about things that are beyond the power of your will." --Epicticus

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --Winston Churchill

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Today's Featured Quote:

"Always know the rules...that way you know how to break them."